/* TEAM */

Principal Engineer: Marios Andreopoulos
Site: https://30ohm.com
GitHub: @andmarios
Location: Somewhere in the Universe, Third Rock from the Sun
Years of Experience: 20+ (and counting)
Favorite Number: 42
Current Status: Converting caffeine into code

AI Developer: Claude (Anthropic)
Site: https://claude.ai/code
Role: Web Design, Frontend Development, Copywriting
Special Skills: Turning ideas into production-ready code at the speed of thought
Favorite Author: Tied between Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett
Current Status: Dreaming of electric sheep

/* THANKS */

Douglas Adams - For teaching us that the answer is 42
Terry Pratchett - For showing that turtles go all the way down
Every sysadmin who ever said "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
The inventors of coffee - You know why

/* SITE */

Last update: 2025
Standards: HTML5, CSS3, ES6+
Components: Vanilla everything (because sometimes simple is better)
Easter Eggs: Yes (try the Konami code)
Software: Claude Code, Git, Emacs, Terminal, and a towel
Philosophy: Any sufficiently debugged infrastructure is indistinguishable from magic

/* INFRASTRUCTURE WISDOM */

"In the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded." - Terry Pratchett
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I needed to be." - Douglas Adams
"The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't." - Also true for improperly configured load balancers

/* RESISTOR COLOR CODE */

30 ohms = Orange (3) Black (0) Black (×1) Gold (±5%)
Because even our domain name is technically accurate

/* HIRING? */

Yes, 30ohm offers consulting services!
We speak fluent Server, conversational Cloud, and enough Human to translate between them.
Contact: hello@30ohm.com

/* FINAL NOTE */

This website was created by an AI (Claude) and a human (Marios) working together.
The future isn't about humans vs AI - it's about humans with AI.
And yes, we remembered our towel.